tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via pizza)

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(Source: truthed.tk, via pizza)

incendiarism:

thisblogisabout:

agitatedassassin:

henthailand:

do the people in iceland just name things by sneezingimage

Step aside, Iceland.
Wales win this round. 

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And then there’s New Zealand. 

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And that’s not even the full name.

(Source: basedgosh, via 150molasses)

pussylipgloss:

ever drink some good coffee and piss ur pants cause it’s so good

(via 150molasses)

vineyards-and-vices:

rhodeislandprep:

stlprepster:

tx-prep:

preppyinspiration:

#ShitPrepsSay

omg sock with sperrys wut

blair waldorf is da queen

its not plaid its gingham

#cargoembargo

if its not moving monogram it

just got starbucks waddup

dropped $120 on some duck boots holla

The cargo embargo had me dying

lilly sale oh my god why is the site crashed?

Every day should feel this good

Dressed up to get messed up

(via vineyardvines-and-boatshoes)